I see 2007 and think “oh 3 years ago” and then it hits me that it was 7 fucking years ago
why do they even make underwear with tags??? just to tickle ur buttcrack???? what kind of sick joke is this???????????
Can you imagine someone casting their first successful corporeal Patronus, but it comes out enormous and unidentifiable and it just keeps emerging out of their wand… everyone turns to watch, confused and concerned, and the caster just stares blankly at the Patronus until some nerd recognizes the shape and shouts, “Good lord, it’s a Blue Whale!”
#if alan davies were a wizard (penthesileas)
what if u had an identical twin that did porn and u like went to the grocery and theyre like “omg i saw u take 3 dicks at once while wearing a turtle costume” and ur like “god dammit gary”
If a white boy is talking to you just say “oh shit dude no way” and they’ll think you’re listening the whole time
Getting real tired of Tumblr bashing white boys like they’re cool. Like I’m a white boy and I don’t do anything cool
oh shit dude no way