do you ever like have a name totally ruined for you because you knew some asshole with that name and now no matter the person’s own virtues they have to get over this huge hurdle which is their name
homework to do: hella
homework i’ve done: negative hella
I see 2007 and think “oh 3 years ago” and then it hits me that it was 7 fucking years ago
why do they even make underwear with tags??? just to tickle ur buttcrack???? what kind of sick joke is this???????????
Can you imagine someone casting their first successful corporeal Patronus, but it comes out enormous and unidentifiable and it just keeps emerging out of their wand… everyone turns to watch, confused and concerned, and the caster just stares blankly at the Patronus until some nerd recognizes the shape and shouts, “Good lord, it’s a Blue Whale!”
#if alan davies were a wizard (penthesileas)